SO, YOU’VE LOST YOUR JOB, YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS KICKED YOU OUT AND HIS EX IS LYING DEAD ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. YOU’RE ON THE RUN IN ROME, YOU’VE IMPLICATED ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND SOMEONE’S JUST TEXTED YOU A PHOTO OF HIS PENIS. CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?
For Joey Ellis, it seems the answer is always ‘yes’. Going from servile wreck to international fugitive in a 24 hour period, all she wants is a little peace at friend Simon’s Rome apartment to get her head straight. But within days, a pimp is battering the door down demanding £3,000, the nation believes straight-laced Simon to be the leader of one of Europe’s most notorious hooligan gangs, & the most amorous paparazzi in Italy is playing Hungry Like The Wolf on a flute outside the window. Can Joey and Rocco find a way out, or is their only hope the dreaded life in Marbella with all the other ex-pat criminals…?