Shrewdness of Apes - a new novel by Roger Frederick

Newton Driftwood is a dope-smoking college drop-out. While temping as
a 'cage rat' in the warehouse of Westing's largest department store, he develops a crush on Sophie the
prim young manageress of soft furnishings. After rashly challenging
a ‘sales whale’ from sportswear to compete in the Hellathon - the cross-country triathlon from hell - he decides to turn his life around, get
fit and win Sophie's affections. And that's when the shit really starts to fly...

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part 1 in the cage - all about Sophie - going down

part 2 press to exit - the social club - the Driftwood saga

part 3 the Sidney Preece Leisure Centre - the field trip - Passmoor Manor - Mel, Steph and Sam

part 4 the morning after - Alfie - pimply pale python - a swift one

part 5 excuses, excuses - a drop of oil - cunt wipes - Sophie, Sophie, Sophie - an invitation - the gates of heaven - the reading - the party

part 6 the top board - the lift - the medieval path - the shrewdness of apes - surgery

part 7 think zinc - Café Marseille - three weeks away

part 8 the thirteenth post - escpaing the cage - river of life - Dave's Tattoos

part 9 whisky with Reggie - reconciliation - a practical joke

part 10 a challenge - the Arthur Harrington - the race - morning